The Negotiator

Me: Bennett, go pick out the books you want me to read for bed time. Pick three.

Bennett: How about four?

Me: No, I said three.

Bennett: Ok. Five.

Me: Three.

Bennett: I WANT FIVE!

Me: Now, Bennett....

Bennett: [even louder] I WANT FIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEE!

Me: Hmmmmph. Fine. Four.

Bennett: Yayyyyyyyyyy! Four!!!!!!!!!!