How to Handle Telemarketers

6:30pm on a Friday night? Telemarketers attack! Best weapon? Two year old!

Ring Ring

Bennett clicks "Speaker" button on phone.

Bennett: Hallooo!

Telemarketer: Make I speak to Mr. D please?

Bennett: Hiiiii!

Telemarketer: Um, is your Daddy home?

Bennett: I drink meeeeelkkkk!

Telemarketer: May I speak to your parents?

Bennett: I dreeeen meeeeellllk!!!!

Telemarketer: Um...hello?

Bennett: MEEEEEELLK!!!!!

Bennett hangs up.



Take that, telemarketers!